Last night DH and I came home from dinner out, flicked on the kitchen light, and discovered Patches in the act of shredding some toilet paper. It'd been weeks, nay, months since her last attack. Why the relapse Patches? Why?
To better understand her desparate situation, I've outlined the five steps of toilet paper addiction.
Step 1: Rebellion.
Step 2: Wallowing.
Step 3: Codependence.
Step 4: Aggression.
Step 5: Shame.
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What a naughty PUSS!
Naughty, naughty. But who started it?
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